Wonderful weekend sailing for me!!!  It was quite cold on the water although I know we have the sun at last.  So no bikini for me, 5 layers and sunblock on face.   Got a rope tangled around the main jib, so someone (not me) had to climb the main mast.  16 hours at sea and it was very calm so only 3-4 knots this time.  Cardiff dock was very busy and beers all round that went down well.  I got stuck in the galley cooking for the crew last night, but a lovely French guy who sailed back with us provided the wine and helped me in the galley.  Jolly sailors time had by all.

The recession has hit the renting out of village halls.  Parties are not so common as people are cutting back, but one group of people love to party with their mistress who needed a quiet venue in woodland.

In The Daily Mirror it was reported this week that Mistress Tia has been renting out the village hall in the sleepy village of Waters Upton, near Telford as her bondage den to make films and hold sessions.

Apparently Mistress Tia said she liked the wooden floors boards as they hightened the sounds of her high heels whilst she struts around her blind folded slaves.

Some villagers were shocked when they found out and others said to the news paper  ”As long as they keep away from us they can do what they like”.  The police say no laws were broken and there was nothing in the village hall rental agreement to say that bondage parties must not be held there.

To another local paper mistress Tia said: “I use it because I live in the area and it is a good space. We didn’t misinform anyone about what we were using the hall for, we always said it was for a photoshoot.

“I do photoshoots every weekend all over the country and they are good business.

“I am not ashamed of what I do – I run a business at the end of the day.”

Mrs Baker said she would never have allowed the pair to rent out the hall if she had known what they would be using it for.

“We are disappointed that someone would book a hall without informing us of the actual purpose,” she said.

“I have since issued an instruction that we are to take no more bookings from them and we will be carrying out ‘spot checks’ on users in the future to ensure our hall is not being used inappropriately.

Great story!!!!

Smoothie Nigel Havers is a good choice as a male escort.  He is playing Lewis in Coronation Street at the moment and has charmed (we do not know if it is the pants off) the maturer ladies on Corrie.

After advertising in the most conservative of women’s magazines The Lady, business on the street has been good for him and he is much in need as there is no competition or talent around on the Street.  He is a fascinating character with great lines that I can relate too!

A real life advert has even appeared in The Lady.  His advert reads “years of experience” with his photo in it and fictional phone numbers.  Shame not for real, I would book him!!!

Robert emailed me this token of thanks and he says I can list it on my reviews,    4 April 2010

Charlotte just a note to say thank you for a lovely evening.  You really made me feel at ease and wow what legs you have, your stockings were the icing on my cake!  I can honestly say they are the best legs on a lady I have ever seen.  You looked so lovely and I hope we can do it again next time I am over.

Strange piece in The Telegraph today and as I am on a walking holiday in Spain it caught my eye.

According to the Harvard School of Public Health published in Stroke a brisk walk in preferable for women rather than a pleasantly paced stroll.  Researchers found that women who walked at a fast pace for 2-3 hours per week reduced their risk of stoke by 37 per cent.

The school quoted “Physical activity, including regular walking, is an important modifiable behaviour for stroke prevention. For a brisk pace, you should be able to talk but not able to sing”.  So there you have it!  But I am left wondering if a woman moaning at the point of organism a form of singing?