Joke of the day

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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, ‘Dad, what’s love juice?’

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, ‘So what were you watching?’

Billy says, ‘ Wimbledon .’

Bad news for tall men

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SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER, according to a study in which women were shown various computer-generated images of naked men.

Those with the larger appendages were voted as being most attractive, according to Australian researchers writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science journal.

Strangely it had a particularly strong bearing on the attractiveness of taller men, possibly because their height might produce an unfavourable “size contrast effect”, and appeared to be especially important to larger women, researchers said. These findings, for what they are worth seem to contradict claims that penis size is unimportant to most females.

As a woman I can only comment on what I enjoy.  Sensuousness, kindness, fun loving and a gentle touch in all the right places is far more important.  In other words there is more to a man than his penis size. 

 

Mrs Thatcher has died, my thoughts on the Iron lady.

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I normally would not enter into politics on here, but Thatcher was a strong, and I believe a very sexy woman.  She kept her men (for 2 Terms) in check with her handbag.  I admire her for that.  Most importantly she was Britain’s first female Prime Minister, though sadly did nothing for woman or children whilst in power. 

Without question she changed the country. The effect of her deregulation of the financial markets reached it’s zenith in 2008. Her destruction of manufacturing industry in favour of a large service sector, low waged jobs ensured we now have little to buy and sell but foreign goods. And now we are suffocated by second rate politicians with short memories and little vision creep out of the woodwork seeking photo opportunities and sound bites, something else Thatcher gave us through her spin doctors.

On the international stage she was strong and made me Proud to be British.  Standing up for the Falklands people, making peace with the Russians and helping to bring down the Berlin Wall.  For this I admire her too.

 

 

Snuggled up in black lace lingerie under my duvet

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I have never known it this cold for the time of the year.  Today I was wearing all my beautiful lingerie for my gentlemen callers but I was very lazy and stayed under the duvet watching TV.  Most unlike me, but I think I am becoming a doormouse!    I am all relaxed at least and available Thursday and Friday as well as this weekend.  Care to join me?